[GAC-Dems] Caucus (Notes from 12/11/07)

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Caucus (Notes from 12/11/07)

John notices all the doors seemed to be locked, so getting to the  
boardroom was a challenge.  Charles blames the locked doors on a vast  
right-wing conspiracy.

Random Fact #1:  John?s call phone is a Samsung T319.

Andy and John argue mobile versus mo-bile.

Andy accuses John of being a necropheiliac.

Johnapedia Entry #1:  Gastrocilynics (was that spelt right, John?)

Andy wants a biscuit.

John and Andy discuss digestives.

Random Fact #2: Andy can do a Monty-Python woman British voice.

Johnapedia Entry #2:  Sweedenland/Necrophelicracy:  John?s ideal  
nation.  People rape the corpses of their founding fathers and gain  
from them the knowledge to run our country.

Charles calls dibs on John Adams.

Charles, John, Andy, and Sean (somewhat Sean) discuss taking over the world.

Charles decides if he were to do it, he?d take over Canada, because  
everyone would laugh if Canada would try to take over the world.  He?d  
start off by building up a powerful army of Mounties on horseback.   
John would add to these forces a platoon of moose.  The guns of the  
soldiers would have hockey stick-bayonets attached to them.  Then the  
army would go invade Indonesia.

Jake and Justin arrive, late.

John and Jake discuss sleeping habits.  Justin looks ready to fall asleep.

Metting begins at 8:10 pm.

In attendance:

John
Andy
Jake
Justin
Charles
Sean (he?s back!)
Natalie (Not until late in the meeting though.)

Jake was late because he was at the grocery store with Justin.

John?s comment omitted.  (Probably a caucus joke.)

Jake wants the meeting to be done soon, but not for any cool reason  
like the Victoria?s Secret Fashion show.

Oh yes, Justin said he enjoyed it, and both him and Carla got very excited.

Justin is suffering from Victoria?s Secret withdrawl.

Jake tries to talk about caucus, only for Justin to laugh.

Jake gives Justin the finger.

Suggestion to change the name of Team Franken to Franken Force.

John wants to see some caucus.

Jake gives John the finger.

Random Fact #3:  John is an Omega Kappa.

John says: Wikipedia has a liberal bias because the people are the  
ones writing it.

If you want a good laugh, go to: http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Charles informs everyone that when he was in high school, which was a  
conservative religious school, he had a pastor tell his class, ?Not  
many educated people vote republican.?  Yes, this guy was a republican  
too.

John informs us all on Monkeys writing encyclopedia articles.   
Basically, what the monkey writes looks something like this:  
gnrsdhjtktuefwtyjkdfgku

Andy says this is no different than a conservative blog.

More caucus jokes.

Soulforce Letter was mailed.

Justin says: Jake has a little caucus, it was hanging out there.

Jake gives Justin the finger?again.
Justin makes jokes about Willy from Franken?s caucus.

Somebody says they?re glad this is al all guys meeting.  A few minutes  
later, Natalie shows up.  Our fun is over.

Jake gives John the finger for the 37th time tonight.

More caucus jokes.  Justin laughs hysterically.  Natalie looks confused.

RT Rybak is coming in February.

Random Fact #4:  John?s car is named Julie.

John challenges Natalie to a duel.

2 meetings in J-Term, 1st and 3rd Tuesday, at 8 pm.

Meeting ends at 8:29 pm.

Idea for the white flags for is brought up by John.  Natalie and  
Justin give their variants of the idea.  Writing names, red thumb  
prints.

Sean wants to remind everyone of the Barack event at 8 pm on Thursday night.