[GAC-Dems] Half-Naked Women and Republicans (Notes from 12/4/07)

[cowens at gac.edu]

These notes are the same as what I sent out last week, except I made  
some changes at the end.

Half-Naked Women and Republicans (Notes from 12/4/07)

In Attendance:
Danielle
Brian
John
Charles

Late:
Jake
Justin
Andy

Immediately, Justin begins by saying this meeting must be done soon,  
because he wants to go watch the Victoria Secret Fashion Show with  
Carla afterwards.

Once upon a time, Brian brought booze to class.  His professor could  
care less.

Apparently, Carla is interested in the female form??but she?s in the  
closet.  Obviously, she?s a D-E-M-O-C-R-A-T!

John believes the second amendment gives him the right to roll up his  
sleeves and bear his arms to the public.

Efforts to impeach Justin have failed.  He did not have sexual  
relations with that woman??to his knowledge.

Meeting begins at 8:10 pm.

Charges against Justin that qualify him for impeachment:
He?s a douche (I forget who said that.  Probably Brian or John.)
Andy claims Justin has WMD.

Gaylin might run for Justin?s position.

Random Fact #1:  Every election, FDR receives 100,000 votes.  So it?s  
not just Nader and Buchanan who fuck things up for us guys.

Serious Issue #1:  Soulfroce Letter Update: Jake says Q&A is not on  
board.  Send letter.

Random Fact #2:  The Harlem Globetrotters go to John?s Perkins.

Dani and John get into a heated debate over Perkins.  Everyone stares blankly.

John is in bed with a cup (?)

Serious Issue #2:  Tim Walz and RT Rybak deal discussed.  What kind of  
event?  Political Karaoke?

We could have Tim Walz and Pink Floyd put on a concert.

John wants Alan?s email address.

Osama + Yo Momma = Obama

Random Fact #3:  Mike Hatch is a d-bag.

Random Fact #4:  Michael Dukakis is a d-bag.

Put Dukakis in da Hatch.

Everyone, go look in Justin?s facebook profile, so you can see the  
Hillary/Obama video Tony Spain posted.  Go look, now!

John = Jesus.  Let?s crucify him.

Random Fact #5:  John can turn water into Coors Light.

Justin wants us to hurry the hell up so he can go watch his half-naked  
women with Carla.

Serious Issue #3:  We might want to bring a big name speaker to  
campus, possibly Wesley Clark.

Andy and drugs are the same thing.

Dani and Justin fight over money.

Brian leaves randomly at 8:23 pm.

Meeting ends at 8:30 pm.

Time to take the picture!

Jake invades Poland.

Charles accuses Jake of voting for Pawlenty.

John plans on conquering the world.  Jake claims most of the Midwest,  
Charles claims Wyoming, and Texas will be sent back to the Mexicans.